I guess we're going to be auctioned off?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 08/08/2016 at 14:55 • Filed to: None

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Gotta dust off my best suit in that case.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:00

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No. We’re probably just going to be put out to pasture.

S65 > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:05

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Is this good enough?

TheHondaBro > S65 08/08/2016 at 15:07

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Only if you don’t want a date.

S65 > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:09

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I’ll just dress like this man

WiscoProud > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:10

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I read that everything, BUT Jalopnik was auctioned off. No idea what would happen with Oppo, but I imagine it'll just cease to exist if the rumors are true

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/08/2016 at 15:12

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Taken out back like ol yeller

The Dummy Gummy > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:12

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What is?

TheHondaBro > The Dummy Gummy 08/08/2016 at 15:13

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http://jalopnik.com/welcome-to-sen…

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jvirgs drives a Subaru 08/08/2016 at 15:14

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With a longing, pained look in our eyes as the ones closest to us pull the trigger.

Tripper > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:15

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Do we have a migration strategy if anything were to happen to Oppo?

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:17

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So did the Ziff Davis deal fall through? I was just prepare my best praise articles for Dell and Microcenter!

and 100 more > S65 08/08/2016 at 15:18

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“man”

leicester > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:20

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The Dummy Gummy > TheHondaBro 08/08/2016 at 15:20

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Yikes. I wonder how that works for bankruptcy and all that jazz. Isn’t Jalopnik second or third in line in terms of page views? I think it’d be pretty safe. Although there has to be a significant dip in views since their output lately has been absolutely horrendous (probably due to many bailing ship, or getting canned).

Mercedes Streeter > The Dummy Gummy 08/08/2016 at 15:36

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I can’t find the article anywhere, but Gawker says that we’re towards the bottom in traffic. That said, let’s see why:

Gawker = Political snark + cesspool of non-journalism.
Jezebel = Feminist blog turned celeb gossip and tabloid.
Gizmodo = Non-techies write about tech and other weird stuff.
Kotaku = Non-gamers and casuals pretend to actually know about games.
Deadspin = Sports reporting, I guess...
Lifehacker = Apparently still exists.
Jalopnik = Caters to car enthusiasts.

How we rate so low is beyond me. :/

The Dummy Gummy > Mercedes Streeter 08/08/2016 at 15:40

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I guess I was a little too optimistic...

Mercedes Streeter > The Dummy Gummy 08/08/2016 at 15:45

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I may be wrong though. Either way, Gawker Media has been taking a huge hit during both the election season and Hulkamania.

pauljones > Tripper 08/08/2016 at 16:04

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Yes. We all go outside and get a real life. It can be a pretty place, this real world. It also has lots and lots of cars in it, so, you know, there’s that.

Tripper > pauljones 08/08/2016 at 16:09

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Yea, I do all of that stuff when I’m not at work and I love it! However when I’m at work I like to have access to oppo.